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Sillydeadperson

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Sillydeadperson

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 18567
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today.. . I confided to mah dad that mah girlfriend had dumped me fir another guy . He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is.. . he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay . His advice was: "just wank it off and move on" . FML

#19377820
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22955) - you deserved it (2639)

On 03/30/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by sad (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my grandfather proudly informd me that the dump he'd just took lookd lyk a tiger claw. He announcd this during dinner, and told us not to flush it until he could take a picture. FML

#19369431
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20784) - you deserved it (1810)

On 03/29/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by a - United States

Today, I discoverd that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water!! The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony!! FML

#19366084
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21083) - you deserved it (1554)

On 03/28/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by deadgrass (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I had to explain to 15-year-old son why it wouldn't be a good idea to include a picture of the rd Power Ranger in his "Weapons throughout history" project!! FML

#19365320
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16797) - you deserved it (2826)

On 03/28/2012 at 6:49pm - kids - by laststand11 - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY , THE MAGIC OF WITNESSING A SHEEP GIVING BRTH WAS RUIND FOR ME WHEN I SLIPPD AND FELL IN THE PUDDLE OF BRTH FLUIDS. FML

#19363731
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23565) - you deserved it (4594)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by 3hoursleftofwork (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read mah dog's looool mind. FML

#19361987
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6754) - you deserved it (35698)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:57am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I droppad off mah 19 yaar old daughtar at har frst job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
424 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30430) - you deserved it (24114)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

today I got more happy birthday wishe on my porn account than my Facebook . FML

today I got more happy birthday wishe on my porn account than my Facebook . FML

Today, I Made A New Friend . He Seemed Pretty Cool, Until We Cummed To The Topic Of Religion And The Ancient Alien Theory . I'm Seemingly Now Friends With A Guy Who Thinks Alien Jesus Raped An Earth Woman, And We're The Resulting Cross-breed . FML

#19355965
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20399) - you deserved it (3351)

On 03/27/2012 at 3:40am - misc - by blueglover - United States (California)

Today, I got pulled into a conversation about my 62 year old boss's new breast implants. FML

#19354471
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19080) - you deserved it (1937)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:36pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom . Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire . mega FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26816) - you deserved it (2755)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

today boyfriend got really excitd that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bd . FML

#19348110
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31098) - you deserved it (3679)

On 03/25/2012 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by user210 (woman) - United States

TODAY , I WOKA UP IN JAIL CHARGD WITH A DWI!! I WASN'T DRINKING LAST NIGHT AND THA ONLY THING I RAMAMBAR IS TAKING MAH PRASCRIPTION SLAAP MADICINA AND LYING DOWN!! FML

#19347272
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28281) - you deserved it (2224)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though , cuz his hands made their way down to my boobs , which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML

#19345098
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14493) - you deserved it (25358)

On 03/25/2012 at 2:04pm - health - by analeis (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)



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