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About Sillydeadperson : I guess.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today.. . I confided to mah dad that mah girlfriend had dumped me fir another guy . He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is.. . he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay . His advice was: "just wank it off and move on" . FML
Today, I discoverd that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water!! The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony!! FML
Today, I Made A New Friend . He Seemed Pretty Cool, Until We Cummed To The Topic Of Religion And The Ancient Alien Theory . I'm Seemingly Now Friends With A Guy Who Thinks Alien Jesus Raped An Earth Woman, And We're The Resulting Cross-breed . FML
Today , I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though , cuz his hands made their way down to my boobs , which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML
Friday 27 March 2015