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Sillydeadperson
  • Town/Country : Purnt, Degresto
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 August 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 8661
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

#15448080
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31658) - you deserved it (10086)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

#15430260
693 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67732) - you deserved it (14666)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I called a wrong number. Calling back the right person, I began a long story about how I'd just called the wrong number. It was the wrong number lady again. FML

#15429029
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9345) - you deserved it (25659)

On 03/22/2011 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

#15427360
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55223) - you deserved it (5983)

On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34821) - you deserved it (30432)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

#15415260
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28968) - you deserved it (50938)

On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my boyfriend had a bad dream that a horse was biting his fingers off. He punched the horse in the neck, and in real life punched me in the spine. Twice. FML

#15410065
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30329) - you deserved it (3500)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:02am - love - by lily389 -

Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML

#15401896
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29714) - you deserved it (3390)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm - animals - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

#15356314
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15943) - you deserved it (77909)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML

#15355329
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38805) - you deserved it (8142)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

#15333405
377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18630) - you deserved it (86509)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

#15319937
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12317) - you deserved it (47574)

On 03/15/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by sylverster - Singapore

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99677) - you deserved it (5896) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

#15296176
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10506) - you deserved it (53729)

On 03/13/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up screaming after a nightmare about clowns, which wouldn't be too bad if I hadn't been surrounded by coworkers. FML

#15274441
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12149) - you deserved it (22626)

On 03/11/2011 at 11:05am - work - by scaredofbozo -



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