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Sillydeadperson

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Sillydeadperson

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 August 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11108
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Sillydeadperson : I guess.

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Sillydeadperson's favorite FMLs

Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML

#18726895
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10699) - you deserved it (26608)

On 01/06/2012 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Mexico (Zacatecas)

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

#18725353
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35093) - you deserved it (4243)

On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML

#18721209
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22294) - you deserved it (5743)

On 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm - animals - by britanyann (woman) - United States

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

#18716901
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37180) - you deserved it (4926) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

#18716043
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32594) - you deserved it (9072)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

#18715700
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31423) - you deserved it (4050)

On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

#18713489
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31204) - you deserved it (3706)

On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

#18704788
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30460) - you deserved it (4944)

On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States

Today, my dad had a day off and was 'bored' so he decided to move our entire kitchen into our living room. We now have no running water, no oven that works and the entire house is a bombsite. He has an entire week off. FML

#18700467
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21796) - you deserved it (1841)

On 01/03/2012 at 9:04pm - misc - by mazzer (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

#18697253
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27635) - you deserved it (7625)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

#18693659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33814) - you deserved it (5263)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML

#18687343
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12034) - you deserved it (32000)

On 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43374) - you deserved it (7093)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

#18681564
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26341) - you deserved it (7810)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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