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Sillydeadperson

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Sillydeadperson

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 20173
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Sillydeadperson : I guess.

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Sillydeadperson's favorite FMLs

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

#18715700
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31715) - you deserved it (4080)

On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

#18713489
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32941) - you deserved it (3866)

On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

#18704788
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32862) - you deserved it (5192)

On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States

Today, my dad had a day off and was 'bored' so he decided to move our entire kitchen into our living room. We now have no running water, no oven that works and the entire house is a bombsite. He has an entire week off. FML

#18700467
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22057) - you deserved it (1864)

On 01/03/2012 at 9:04pm - misc - by mazzer (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

#18697253
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28743) - you deserved it (7759)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

#18693659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34164) - you deserved it (5297)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML

#18687343
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13159) - you deserved it (33898)

On 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45463) - you deserved it (7321)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

#18681564
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26609) - you deserved it (7851)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML

#18674853
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33721) - you deserved it (10015)

On 01/01/2012 at 1:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML

#18674490
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10691) - you deserved it (29129)

On 01/01/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by msnewyearseve - United States (New York)

Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my drunk, naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself and rubbing it in. FML

#18670300
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27749) - you deserved it (3063)

On 01/01/2012 at 1:18am - misc - by Scarred4Life - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML

#18657725
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22833) - you deserved it (2585)

On 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm - misc - by axel519 (man) - United States

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

#18657042
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43321) - you deserved it (9155)

On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)



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