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Sillydeadperson

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Sillydeadperson

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 18558
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41224) - you deserved it (9752)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I Found Out Y I Find Damp Spots On My Favorite Jacket . I Appear That My Dog Often Become Very Intimate With It . FML

#18827705
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29856) - you deserved it (3062)

On 01/16/2012 at 7:33pm - animals - by Cathy - United States

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. real FML

#18825467
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24383) - you deserved it (3900)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today...ila I was paacafully slaaping... I falt a and suddanly slap ma foraaad. Tan fingars bagan to prass against ma mout... tan nosa... tan ayas. I finally woka up to ma grlfriand lauging ystarically. Sa'd confusad ma wit ar clock-radio. big fat FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (3403) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, Mah Grlfriend Hummed The Jeopardy Theme While I Was Trying To Undo Her Bra. FML

#18813229
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30710) - you deserved it (24059)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, I startd a new medication, not looool paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glud my underwear to my skin. fat FML

#18812557
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34643) - you deserved it (3906)

On 01/15/2012 at 4:00am - intimacy - by involuntary waxing - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I cummd home to mah fiancé an his mates playing Monopoly nakd in our backyard. FML

#18803544
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24390) - you deserved it (3170)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until looool a boy askd me if I'd killd someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42840) - you deserved it (3840)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today , after a ard day on te wards as a trainee doctor , I went ome an started getting frisky wit ma girlfriend. All I could tink about was te anatomical names firat I was toucing an doing. I felt pysically sick. FML

#18793525
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28292) - you deserved it (3963)

On 01/13/2012 at 5:47am - intimacy - by doctorsandnurses (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I sold ma Xbox an Kinect to a guy. I forgot tat sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, an te Kinect would make videos. Tis guy now as videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12812) - you deserved it (46732)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with ( parental supervision ). Oh... an I have to record visits on a clipboard by the door. FML

#18785732
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21892) - you deserved it (36046)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah toaster scard me . Again . FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14278) - you deserved it (24587)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wereing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo . mega FML

#18778372
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14293) - you deserved it (44104)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)

looool Today, I spant fiva dollars on a virtual cat. FML

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY BOYFRIEND WHY HAVING SEX WITH HIM WAS LIKE TRYING TO PICK UP AN OVERCOOKED NOODLE WITH AN EMPTY PRINGLES CAN!! FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13666) - you deserved it (32151)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)



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