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SillySweetGirl
  • Town/Country : That One, Place
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 104
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About SillySweetGirl : Too many books. Not enough time. :)

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Today, I was telling my friends about a date I had recently that went badly, because the guy turned out to be a moron. I said the last straw was when I used the word "decipher" and was met with a blank stare. I was then met with more blank stares. FML

#21090611
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34771) - you deserved it (5562)

On 03/19/2014 at 2:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML

#20780355
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46697) - you deserved it (3673)

On 07/13/2013 at 5:10pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML

#19314289
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17208) - you deserved it (4279)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States

Today, me and couple of friends were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car at 30 that had stopped to help her. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7925) - you deserved it (90343)

On 03/23/2009 at 12:31am - misc - by mbrooke (man) - United States (Iowa)



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