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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I was telling my friends about a date I had recently that went badly, because the guy turned out to be a moron. I said the last straw was when I used the word "decipher" and was met with a blank stare. I was then met with more blank stares. FML


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On 03/19/2014 at 2:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML


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On 07/13/2013 at 5:10pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML


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On 05/27/2012 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by oh lord - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML


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On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML


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On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, me and couple of friends were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car at 30 that had stopped to help her. FML


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On 03/23/2009 at 12:31am - misc - by mbrooke (man) - United States (Iowa)

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