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SillyGirl4602
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 August 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 600
  • Number of comments : 274
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SillyGirl4602 : My name is Jess. I currently live in Connecticut but I plan on moving to Boston next year. I love relaxing and just listening to music. I'm a bartender and work late so I will be on here late at night. I really do not like when people can not tell the difference between there/their/they're or use "could of" instead of "could have." I also don't like when people say "if you know what I mean". I HATE when the young ones on here won't thumbs up a comment if it has 69 thumbs up already. Grow up. Other than that, I am pretty laid back so do not try to argue with me because it will be a waste of time. ✌

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Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the devil tempted her. FML

#20195064
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28118) - you deserved it (1480)

On 12/07/2012 at 12:06pm - misc - by sonofahypocriticalwhore (man) - United States

Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML

#20194899
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16935) - you deserved it (2389)

On 12/07/2012 at 7:39am - love - by First Kiss - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I thought I felt something itch my butt as I sat down on the toilet. Sure it was just my imagination, I did my business. When I was done I saw there were 4 cockroaches crawling under the seat. FML

#20194684
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20746) - you deserved it (2813)

On 12/07/2012 at 12:46am - misc - by lingadoo - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

Today, I was bartending. A guest was getting belligerent so I had to cut him off. He called me a bitch and threw the rest of his drink in my face before storming off. The belligerent asscandle was my boyfriend. FML

#20193528
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18344) - you deserved it (2952)

On 12/06/2012 at 6:50am - love - by FMyEx - United States (Connecticut)

Today, as my friend was rudely rummaging through my phone, she saw a picture of the pottery I've painted her for Christmas. Not only did she see it, but she also declared it ugly. That's probably the present I'm the most proud of this Christmas. FML

#20193344
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15714) - you deserved it (1294)

On 12/06/2012 at 1:15am - misc - by a - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML

Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML

#20190845
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4666) - you deserved it (21222)

On 12/04/2012 at 12:16pm - work - by mdg (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML

#20190054
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14665) - you deserved it (970)

On 12/03/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by reedcarter -

Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML

#20189568
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31157) - you deserved it (2170)

On 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by karmamaybe - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my girlfriend got into the Christmas cheer while giving me a hand job, smashing my nuts with her palm in time to her humming of Jingle Bells. FML

#20188363
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16059) - you deserved it (2440)

On 12/02/2012 at 6:39pm - intimacy - by fineididntwantkidsanyway (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house when I got a call from my parents. They told me to come home immediately. Panicking, I rushed home. My dad pulled out a clear tube filled with dried leaves. They accused me of having marijuana. It was catnip for my kitten. FML

#20187165
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17225) - you deserved it (1059)

On 12/01/2012 at 9:01pm - misc - by potheadloljk (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

#20186136
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20119) - you deserved it (1628)

On 12/01/2012 at 12:59am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyed, I turned around and ranted about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explained that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. FML

#20183504
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6228) - you deserved it (61701)

On 11/29/2012 at 12:29am - misc - by Mimi - United States



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