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Silkie
  • Town/Country : The Ninth Circle, The Underworld
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 July 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1692
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29035) - you deserved it (4821)

On 07/26/2010 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by dumped (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27223) - you deserved it (4259)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18523) - you deserved it (3037)

On 01/02/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by xxxzzzooo (woman) - United States (New York)



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