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Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes" !! My hand slipped to the right and it cummed out as "I really love Herpes !! It's much better than everyone says it is" !! I didn't notice for few hours !! FML
Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 looool straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." real FML
yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015