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Silent_Thrill
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 September 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 843
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Silent_Thrill : My biggest goal on FML is to have no one look at my profile and read this...


Now for a special message of those who have read my profile. I HATE YOU, KILLER OF DREAMS!

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Silent_Thrill's favorite FMLs

Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML

#20123261
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8090) - you deserved it (22335)

On 10/18/2012 at 10:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML

#20121146
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33833) - you deserved it (1561)

On 10/17/2012 at 4:16pm - love - by AbandonedHouseWife - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18940) - you deserved it (4581)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML

#20119129
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6823) - you deserved it (50455)

On 10/16/2012 at 1:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, the power went out at school. If it's out for more than twenty minutes, standard procedure is to let us go home. They came back on almost nineteen minutes later. FML

#20118123
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19184) - you deserved it (2786)

On 10/15/2012 at 3:00pm - work - by anon - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

#20114701
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24074) - you deserved it (2059)

On 10/13/2012 at 8:04am - intimacy - by notthebesttime -

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

#20111886
528 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62999) - you deserved it (6332)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML

#20110590
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18486) - you deserved it (7584)

On 10/10/2012 at 3:07pm - intimacy - by hairynips (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML

#20110308
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15061) - you deserved it (1637)

On 10/10/2012 at 9:58am - work - by whatadaydanny (man) - Dominica

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

#20109762
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10678) - you deserved it (42682)

On 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by cumhole (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a co-worker gave me a couple of CDs he said he wanted me to listen to. I got excited, thinking that they were playlists he'd made for me. They were self-help tracks. FML

#20104274
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12095) - you deserved it (1271)

On 10/06/2012 at 1:09pm - work - by The Last Cockbender (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the spider, squished it, and told me to stop being such a baby. FML

#20095198
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7075) - you deserved it (16964)

On 09/30/2012 at 1:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML

#20092519
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8058) - you deserved it (30711)

On 09/28/2012 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML

#20088123
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19567) - you deserved it (3103)

On 09/25/2012 at 1:42pm - intimacy - by orgasmsareoverratedanyway (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels. He wanted to "see what the fuss was about." I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 years we've been dating. FML

#20080101
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19796) - you deserved it (4525)

On 09/19/2012 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by ClaireBear150 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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