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About SilentVampire : SilentVampire here. That's my pen name. I'm a writer, still in school unfortunately, hoping to become a professional author, but we'll see.
I like music, art and science and yes writing IS an art form. I have a dog I love to bits, and an insane but loving family. My best friend and I have super telekinetic twin powers, because we're awesome that way.
Message me to talk, vampires get bored too you know.

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