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SilentScreamer

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SilentScreamer

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1175
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About SilentScreamer : Username? Made this account when I was like 13-14ish.
Age? I'm 20.
Name: Aneesa (UH-KNEE-SUH)
Not Muslin.
Ok. Later.

Kik: AneesaReva

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SilentScreamer's favorite FMLs

Today, I got fired from my job at an age care facility because I was too nice to my residents. My boss told me "They're deaf, blind and about to jump head first into the grave. We don't pay you to be kind." FML

#20842873
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48842) - you deserved it (2716)

On 08/18/2013 at 7:43am - work - by sweet23 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mother-in-lawyer threatened to sue me unless I took my professional wedding photographs off Facebook as she did not like that they made her look fat. She is over 300 pounds. FML

#20761484
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70093) - you deserved it (4519)

On 07/03/2013 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Nicks - United States (Nevada)

Today, I learned that if not for my grandfather gifting my dad $200, I would have been named Anthrax. FML

#20552804
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31652) - you deserved it (2468)

On 03/20/2013 at 9:11pm - misc - by cheeseburglar_9000 (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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