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SilentGround
  • Town/Country : Nashville, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 August 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 43592
  • Number of comments : 72
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Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9557) - you deserved it (72284)

On 04/26/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by waltzy777 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76273) - you deserved it (5017)

On 04/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by calliefml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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