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  • Number of visits : 691
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SilencioIsTheKey : " But as for me I'm coming to the final chapter,
I read all of the pages and there is still no answer. Only all that was before I know must soon come after.. That is the only way it can be. So I stand in the sun, and I breathe with my lungs. Trying to spare me the weight of the truth. Saying everything you've ever seen was just a mirror, and you've spent your whole life sweating in an endless fever. and now you are laying in a bathtub full of freezing water wishing you were a ghost. " -- Bright Eyes.
Just on here to read FMLS really. I'm underage and Christian. .. So perverts beware.

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SilencioIsTheKey's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son askd a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbd her with a fork. FML

#20829995
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59487) - you deserved it (5436)

On 08/10/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note , with my number on it , an the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding , I saw her , got up , an passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. real FML

#20825416
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54413) - you deserved it (7131)

On 08/07/2013 at 11:46am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

TODAY, I SPRAYED DOWN SOME ANTS IN MY HOUSE. IN THE SEA OF ANT CORPSE WAS A SINGLE LIVING ANT SEEMINGLY CRADLING A DEAD ONE IN ITS ARMS. I'M CONVINCED I JUST BECAME THE VILLAIN IN AN EPIC TRAGEDY. NOW I HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY ANT PROBLEM BECAUSE I CAN'T BEAR TO TEAR ANOTHER FAMILY APART. FML

#20824961
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48111) - you deserved it (23138)

On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, I went to watc a movie. In te middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's soulder. He was caressing ma air. real FML

#20793573
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41559) - you deserved it (9997)

On 07/20/2013 at 1:53am - misc - by imawesomeokay (woman) - Mexico (Jalisco)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MY "WONDERFUL" BOYFRIEND WAS RECENTLY DUMPED BY ANOTHER WOMAN, NOT JUST AFTER HE STARTED STALKING HER, BUT AFTER HE WROTE HER A LOVE LETTER IN HIS OWN BLOOD. FML

#20792358
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50333) - you deserved it (3702)

On 07/19/2013 at 1:34pm - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriand proposd to ma at his parants' housa. I was ovarjoyd. His mom huggd ma with taars in har ayas. His fathar, who navar raally spoka bafora, huggd ma a faw hours latar whan wa wara alona, his hands travaling to my ass an whisparing, "I can changa your mind." FML

#20788139
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68532) - you deserved it (4013)

On 07/17/2013 at 10:20am - misc - by ilivehere (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I told the guy I liked about crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML

#20786950
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47627) - you deserved it (3538)

On 07/16/2013 at 7:41pm - love - by hannahisacooler (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday mah wife an I were having a fight, when she grabbd mah car keys an threw them over into the nieghbors overgrown junk yard. My car is a restord '59 Belvedere an the keys can't be replacd. I've been looking for hours an I still can't find them. FML

#20786212
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58383) - you deserved it (8222)

On 07/16/2013 at 12:06pm - love - by ronnieG (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML

#20776380
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58669) - you deserved it (3618)

On 07/11/2013 at 6:26pm - misc - by yayme. - United States (North Dakota)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping,hen for the frst time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's looool now in hospital.

#20770545
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30257) - you deserved it (66726)

On 07/08/2013 at 1:27pm - love - by Erica (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML

#20766565
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47061) - you deserved it (4865)

On 07/06/2013 at 3:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnome in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras...hich I thought had deterred the idiot... until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnome on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. fat FML

#20742609
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60091) - you deserved it (3932)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML

#20721311
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58303) - you deserved it (5696)

On 06/12/2013 at 10:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML

#20644845
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63028) - you deserved it (5933)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:49am - love - by walkingdead_1029 - United States (Arizona)

Today , mah boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrifid , I stoppd playing 10 minutes in. Tonight , I kept hearing noises outside. When I peerd out through the window , a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shriekd in absolute looool terror; he burst out laughing. It was mah boyfriend. FML

#20520443
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33361) - you deserved it (4979)

On 02/24/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by stillfuckingcrying (woman) - Sweden (Kalmar Lan)



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