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Sigmund
  • Town/Country : Dresden, Germany
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 February 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 356
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had a big exam. 20 minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML

#5563519 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (6064) - you deserved it (31475)

On 09/30/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by failfailfail - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML

#5325654 (252)

I agree, your life sucks (13182) - you deserved it (32726)

On 09/18/2009 at 12:29am - animals - by Poowee (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I hired a private investigator to find out if my wife of 15 years is cheating on me with my brother. I don't know what's worse, that she is cheating on me, or that instead of cheating with my brother she's cheating with my brother's wife. FML

#5151842 (268)

I agree, your life sucks (44932) - you deserved it (3693)

On 09/09/2009 at 5:20pm - love - by nick2.0 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

#5020137 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (39454) - you deserved it (3386)

On 09/03/2009 at 1:38pm - love - by LosTits (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found some .pdf files on my wife's computer. They were forms that had been filled out except for the date and the "reason" section. They were divorce papers. When confronted about it she said, "Well, if you piss me off really bad, I want to write down why before I calm down." FML

#4953539 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (29344) - you deserved it (2616)

On 08/31/2009 at 2:10pm - love - by UNmarried (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML

#4950389 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (35392) - you deserved it (8362)

On 08/31/2009 at 9:54am - love - by crawfo (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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