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About Sierra7211 : I'm a ski instructor in the winter, and I'm on the women's varsity golf team-- Regional Champs, baby!! I'm the people editor for my school yearbook, and I'll be a senior once school starts again in the fall. I also play the banjo and drive a PT Cruiser, so if you were getting the mistaken impression that I'm cool, that should clear things up ;)
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Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML
Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
Monday 1 September 2014