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Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
by banana12321 / 04/02/2015 at 12:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by dogbreederssuck / 02/03/2015 at 10:26am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Animals
by okseñoryoucrazy / 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by bloody_hell / 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML
by Anonymous / 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm / United States (Delaware) / Animals
by myboyfriendisweird / 01/04/2015 at 9:50pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML
by skanula414 / 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Kids
by cwhitney7 / 12/22/2014 at 10:04am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by tine / 11/16/2014 at 4:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I managed to convince my sister that when you press down the diet button on the lid of a McDonald's cup it turns whatever is in there diet. I pressed the button and she started shouting how she hates diet drinks. She's 19. FML
by aineroo / 11/05/2014 at 4:25pm / Ireland (Galway) / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned that the house I've been living in and paying rent for the past two months was never advertised as vacant. I learned this when the actual homeowners walked in, and called the police for an "intruder." FML
by Anonymous / 11/03/2014 at 10:54am / United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset) / Money
by subduedbeast / 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm / United States / Love
by facepalm / 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML
by Beeper / 10/11/2014 at 3:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by queenmeme / 10/08/2014 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Animals
- Today, after having just got my car back from the mechanic I got stuck on the side of the freeway… Today, I was texting my girlfriend. I went to reply to her message and somehow accidentally deleted… Today, my brother, who I am babysitting, threatened to hit me with a screwdriver. It's one of those…