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Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
by Angie / 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm / France / Love
Today, to save money, I bought some meat in bulk. When I got home, I was told that power to the neighborhood was out, and probably would be for days. Rather than let the meat rot, I barbecued it all and gave it away to my neighbors. The power came on while everyone was eating. FML
by SoCalStoopid / 09/09/2011 at 5:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML
by D / 09/09/2011 at 5:59am / United Kingdom / Animals
Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML
by Anonymous / 09/08/2011 at 3:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML
by Stuck / 09/08/2011 at 6:00am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 12:38am / Canada (Quebec) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/04/2011 at 12:15am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by d0rk_ / 09/02/2011 at 4:44pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by nyaahaha / 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm / United States / Kids
by ryanlogan / 08/31/2011 at 2:31am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, while going around trying to find a job, a manager came up to ask me, "Are you looking to work here?" I nodded happily, hoping this would be the end of my search. She looked me up and down, saw I had a jacket on to hide my tattoos and said, "Sorry, I can't hire heroin addicts." FML
by Protectress / 08/23/2011 at 2:50am / United States (Texas) / Work
by socialdisease / 08/22/2011 at 11:58am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML
by Anonymous / 07/30/2011 at 5:26am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML
by Nick / 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy