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Sidano14

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1797
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sidano14 : I'm a local actress, singer/songwriter and dancer! :)) I LOVE FOOOD!!

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Today, to save money, I bought some meat in bulk. When I got home, I was told that power to the neighborhood was out, and probably would be for days. Rather than let the meat rot, I barbecued it all and gave it away to my neighbors. The power came on while everyone was eating. FML

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140 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by SoCalStoopid (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML

#17702644
122 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 5:59am - animals - by D (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML

#17697276
151 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

#17695095
296 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

#17666764
189 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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83 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in English when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I have to walk across my school with a plunger. FML

#17645605
298 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 4:44pm - misc - by d0rk_ - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

#17627394
222 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while going around trying to find a job, a manager came up to ask me, "Are you looking to work here?" I nodded happily, hoping this would be the end of my search. She looked me up and down, saw I had a jacket on to hide my tattoos and said, "Sorry, I can't hire heroin addicts." FML

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On 08/23/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Protectress (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me a doormat that says, "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML

#17547358
26 comments

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On 08/22/2011 at 11:58am - misc - by socialdisease - United States (New York)

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

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200 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

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130 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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244 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

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74 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)



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