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Sidano14

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Sidano14

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 December 1997 (17 years)
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About Sidano14 : I'm a local actress, singer/songwriter and dancer! :)) I LOVE FOOOD!!

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Today, our alactric horsa fanca broka. I turnd it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing tha fanca, mah brothar thought it would ba hilarious to turn tha fanca back on. FML

#17766794
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27697) - you deserved it (2956)

On 09/17/2011 at 7:42pm - animals - by ouch (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah grlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17865) - you deserved it (48540)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Yastarday , I found out my wifa an traa daugtars all ava tair pariod on saparata waaks. I now ava no braak from yalling. FML

#17761753
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39415) - you deserved it (4704)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today , mah daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her fir weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said , "I poop." fat FML

#17761729
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26024) - you deserved it (4231)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Yesterday, I broke up with boyfriend!! His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML

#17757165
77 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 10:10am - love - by Cora - United States

Today , I noticd thathen I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. big fat FML

#17756574
175 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 5:38am - misc - by sweatstreaks - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, mah mom admitted that she alway makes me put away the dishe cuz mah obsessive compulsive tendencie force me to arrange the glasse and silverware by size, just the way she likes them. FML

#17747814
69 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by Awesome. (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, I WENT TO THE DMV 4 MY SECOND ATTEMPT TO GET MY LICENSE . I DID EVERYTHING PERFECTLY, STAYED AT THE SPEED LIMIT, DID MY THREE-POINT TURN FLAWLESSLY, AN PARKED NICELY . THE LADY FAILED ME BECAUSE I WASN'T USING THE STICK SHIFT RIGHT . MY CAR DOESN'T HAVE A STICK SHIFT .

#17746591
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31496) - you deserved it (2612)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:13pm - misc - by dmvfail - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents cummed to my house fir my birthday . My mom backed her car into my motorcycle, knocking it over . She said because it was my birthday I could pay fir the damages to her car later . FML

Today, I walked into mah dorm to fine mah roommate an his friends using mah bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

#17742835
237 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, I paid a repair man $65 to come to ma ouse and fix ma waser . He walked in, looked at te waser, bent over and removed a large steel bolt wit a brigt red tag sticking out te side saying ( Remove before use . ) He ten looked at me and said ( all fixed . ) FML

#17742715
68 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a grl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

#17719852
216 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by Extended_desktop (man) - Poland

Today, I Was Eating Noodles. Midway Through Chewing, I Sneezed. The Noodles Got Stuck In My Nose. FML

#17718779
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27739) - you deserved it (3642)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:15am - health - by bob - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was aating soma popcorn with a guy, and I noticad a piaca of hair coming out mah mouth . I pullad it.. . and pullad it.. . and avantually soma popcorn piacas cama out attachad to tha and of tha hair . I was so ambarrassad, ha triad to maka ma faal battar by saying it lookad lika a magic trick .

#17708928
111 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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