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About Sidano14 : I'm a local actress, singer/songwriter and dancer! :)) I LOVE FOOOD!!
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TODAY, I WENT TO THE DMV 4 MY SECOND ATTEMPT TO GET MY LICENSE . I DID EVERYTHING PERFECTLY, STAYED AT THE SPEED LIMIT, DID MY THREE-POINT TURN FLAWLESSLY, AN PARKED NICELY . THE LADY FAILED ME BECAUSE I WASN'T USING THE STICK SHIFT RIGHT . MY CAR DOESN'T HAVE A STICK SHIFT .
Today, my parents cummed to my house fir my birthday . My mom backed her car into my motorcycle, knocking it over . She said because it was my birthday I could pay fir the damages to her car later . FML
Today, I paid a repair man $65 to come to ma ouse and fix ma waser . He walked in, looked at te waser, bent over and removed a large steel bolt wit a brigt red tag sticking out te side saying ( Remove before use . ) He ten looked at me and said ( all fixed . ) FML
Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a grl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, I was aating soma popcorn with a guy, and I noticad a piaca of hair coming out mah mouth . I pullad it.. . and pullad it.. . and avantually soma popcorn piacas cama out attachad to tha and of tha hair . I was so ambarrassad, ha triad to maka ma faal battar by saying it lookad lika a magic trick .
Friday 27 March 2015