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Today, I noticed I'd mislaid one half of the "Monday" pair of socks from my "days of the week" set that were a gift for my birthday. I'm slightly OCD. I think I'm going to rip the floorboards up if I don't find it. FML
by socks / 12/07/2011 at 12:32am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML
by oops / 11/30/2011 at 9:15am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Faithful / 11/24/2011 at 5:01am / Singapore / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/01/2011 at 5:03am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
by Virginiedetibo / 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm / France / Miscellaneous
by hairless / 10/08/2011 at 11:53pm / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
by Emmy / 10/02/2011 at 2:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by katt_is_here / 10/02/2011 at 1:15am / United States (Colorado) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 2:48am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by MissPerspirent / 09/27/2011 at 10:18pm / Canada / Health
Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML
by Yuuucky / 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/25/2011 at 12:18am / United States / Transportation
Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML
by essay2 / 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 3:22am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm / Germany (Berlin) / Love
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