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Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
by Skyler / 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 04/22/2013 at 3:19am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML
by Anonymous / 04/21/2013 at 7:26pm / United States / Love
by dentedmercedes / 04/20/2013 at 9:43am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
by MaggotMother / 04/20/2013 at 6:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Kutakito / 04/15/2013 at 4:18pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous
by BarBacked / 04/15/2013 at 3:31am / United States / Work
by lonely / 04/14/2013 at 11:45pm / United States / Love
by NiquetChrome / 04/14/2013 at 7:18pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/05/2013 at 7:23am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
Today, I was approached by a What Not to Wear kind of show, where you get money to buy a new wardrobe. I was so excited that I fainted. They revoked the offer, reasoning that someone who faints so easily would be too much of a liability risk. FML
by SoClose / 04/03/2013 at 12:57pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/03/2013 at 5:17am / United States / Kids
Today, I was getting a spray tan and realized I didn't have a hair tie, so I used a thong instead. I lost track of time and realized I needed to go pick up my daughter. I threw on my clothes, drove to pick her up, went to the store, and went for ice cream... thong still in my hair. FML
by Embarrassed / 01/02/2013 at 12:33pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 11/22/2012 at 12:35pm / Australia (Victoria) / Work
by i fking love docb / 11/04/2012 at 4:16pm / Virgin Islands, U.S. / Love
- Today, my 9 year-old daughter had really bad constipation. When I took her to the doctor, he had to… Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed… Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka"…