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Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
by Anonymous / 06/06/2013 at 12:32pm / Senegal / Miscellaneous
Today, at the office, my most annoying client asked me to send her a document. I have now sent it to her over 5 times, in a different format each time, and every single time she replies with, "Not in the requested format". She won't tell me what the requested format is. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML
by dollabill009 / 06/06/2013 at 4:49am / United States / Miscellaneous
by hesgonnahateme / 06/06/2013 at 1:08am / United States (Kentucky) / Work
by anonymous / 06/06/2013 at 12:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by The Clitshank Redemption / 06/05/2013 at 7:11pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love
by Terminator101101 / 05/30/2013 at 7:06pm / United States (Nevada) / Love
by life insurance for 1 / 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML
by JJLight / 05/26/2013 at 11:14pm / United States (California) / Love
by crappingrapping / 05/21/2013 at 11:01am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while at a concert, I stepped into a restroom to use my nasal spray since my allergies were acting up. Apparently, someone thought that I had been snorting coke in the stall. I was escorted outside and had to wait for the cops until I could explain everything. I missed the headliner. FML
by Anonymous / 05/21/2013 at 7:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had my first job as a wedding planner. I'd spent a year making sure everything was right. After the wedding my friend comforted me by saying, "You had to have known it wasn't going to be perfect." I knew that it wouldn't be perfect, but I had expected the groom to at least show up. FML
by future walmart employee / 05/21/2013 at 12:10am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by pixkalexi / 05/20/2013 at 4:14pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by KatielSilver / 05/20/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Washington) / Health
by ForeverAlone / 05/20/2013 at 12:47am / United States / Love
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation…