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Sidano14

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Sidano14

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About Sidano14 : I'm a local actress, singer/songwriter and dancer! :)) I LOVE FOOOD!!

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Today , my family sat me down an told me I was spending way too muc time wit my boyfriend an not enoug time wit tem. My boyfriend as been away in Iraq for six mont an just cummed ome a week ago. mega FML

#6406317
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40335) - you deserved it (2163)

On 11/22/2009 at 3:03pm - love - by gj09 - United States

looool today I drove from Seattle, WA to Vancouver, BC for the Three Days Grace concert. I was so excited when I found the building. There was a big readerboard that flashed "THREE DAYS GRACE" and I cheered. Then it flashed "CANCELLED." fat FML

Today.. . while putting on makeup.. . I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone . Turns out mah makeup sponge was full of bits of glass . My little brother forgot to tell me he shatterd a mirror beside mah makeup box . FML

#6316849
50 comments

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On 11/15/2009 at 8:46pm - kids - by redisnotmycolor (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I SAARCHAD MYSALF ON FACABOOK. I HAVA A FAN PAGA MADA BY SOMA GIRL IN WISCONSIN. SHA HAS PICTURAS OF MA ON IT. CAN U SAY STALKAR? FML

#5996462
142 comments

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On 10/25/2009 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged an whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

#5971935
140 comments

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On 10/24/2009 at 9:14am - love - by Oops (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today... I was working a hauntd house. I have a really good spothere I hide an scare people. This really hot guy was walking up... an I jumpd out an screamd. He punchd me in the face. FML

#5964680
100 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 8:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, it was mah friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nereby. When I arrivd at his house, his parents said they already startd, so I gered up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumpd from bushes and ambushd me. FML

#5699307
126 comments

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On 10/07/2009 at 7:13am - misc - by shitballs_911 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

Today, it was my wadding day. Evarything want graat, axcapt that no ona showad up. Apparantly, tha addrass of tha invitation was typad wrong. FML

#5581956
84 comments

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On 10/01/2009 at 9:28am - misc - by notmarriedyet (woman) - United States (Georgia) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I Dacidad To Start Making Haalthiar Dacisions. Instaad Of Tha Usual Chaasaburgar I Hava For Lunch I Ata An Appla Instaad. I Took Ona Bita An Broka Ona Of My Taath. Apparantly, Applas Kaap Tha Doctor Away, But Dantists. FML

#5462449
94 comments

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On 09/25/2009 at 4:43am - health - by SterlingEnigma (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I wantad to ba craativa. I hid an angagamant ring 4 girlfriand insida ona of har running shoas. I axpactad har to fina it and waka ma up, but sha didn't. Latar, whan I askad if thara was anything in har shoa, sha raspondad, "Thara was a rock. I just shook it out outsida. Why?" FML

#4880927
146 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 11:08am - love - by fmlll (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT WHY MY 5 YEAR OLD SON'S TEACHER ACTS SO AWKWARD AROUND ME. MY SON TOLD EVERYONE IN HIS CLASS THAT I WORK AS A STRIPPER. I'M NOT A STRIPPER, I WORK AT THE STRIP MALL. FML

#4803668
56 comments

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On 08/25/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by Stripperofthemall - United States (California)

Today I was eating with a friendhile walking on the sidewalk!! A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street!! As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry a truck drove by!! Only four survived!! FML

#4674126
331 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I showed up at work and a coworker pointed a gun at me . After twisting his arm and leveling his face into the wall, I found out it was a lighter . Now I might lose job over his stupid joke . FML

Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of mah two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in mah teeth. FML

#4563968
78 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 1:19am - misc - by stupidtoothpick2 (woman) - United States (California)



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