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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 November 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 557
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55682) - you deserved it (4866)

On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML


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On 05/18/2013 at 4:06pm - love - by Mr_poole (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally convinced my mom to read Fight Club. As English isn't her first language, she occasionally asked me to translate some of the words. Her latest question: "What's a dildo?" FML


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On 05/11/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by joeidk (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML


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On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML


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On 06/04/2012 at 8:45am - love - by boohoo (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (15574) - you deserved it (59118) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML


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On 06/30/2011 at 1:30pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML


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On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)

Today, while on the bus, an old man told me about all the many things he wanted to do with my various orifices. FML


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On 03/10/2010 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by robotchickens (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML


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On 01/26/2010 at 6:30am - love - by OTZ - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML


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On 07/18/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by joedoe (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML


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On 02/23/2009 at 6:09pm - misc - by hey-o (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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