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About SiRiSpartan : My name is Trevor and that's me on the left in the aviators and my little brother on the right in the hat.
I am a 14 year old country boy from a small farm town in Michigan. I get good grades and have an amazing girlfriend. I am always looking for a good time and new people to meet so go ahead and message me and I will try to respond if I'm not working, school, doing homework, studying, etc...
Hobbies- Hunting🔫, Fishing🎣, Basketball🏀, Soccer⚽️, Golf⛳️, Swimming🏊, Snowmobiling🎅, Dirtbiking🏁, and Xbox🎮
Gamertag- SiRi Spartan
"Some people want it to happen,
Some people wish it would happen,
Others make it happen"- Michael Jordan🏀
If you managed to read all of the above because you thought it was interesting, message me. (I won't bite, well no promises😈)
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Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML
Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML
Friday 19 September 2014