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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 September 2000 (14 years)
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  • Number of visits : 207
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Si123 : I'm bored af....the end😊

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Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML


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On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML


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On 10/20/2011 at 4:26am - love - by Awie (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML


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On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, on my metro ride home, I sat next to a woman who thought it was appropriate to continually scratch at her scalp and then eat her 'scalp pickings'. When I looked over at her hair, I could see scabs clumped together from her previous scratching sessions. FML

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML


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On 12/31/2010 at 2:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML


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On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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