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Shyckor
  • Town/Country : Louisville, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 110
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Shyckor : So hi. Call me Shy, I really am. I'm probably the sweetest person you'll ever meet, but I can bitch harder than any dog any day. I'm a big dork, video games and GI take up most of my time. I'm a bit on the slow side with sporadic pyromania and recently severe OCD. I'm an aspiring writer and horror fanatic, and if you can't guess the rest of my story then get with the times, hun, everything's about stereotypes here! Have a great day! (:

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Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

#20191552
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9668) - you deserved it (19661)

On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
524 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28890) - you deserved it (52002)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
524 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28890) - you deserved it (52002)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
524 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28890) - you deserved it (52002)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
524 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28890) - you deserved it (52002)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
461 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36291) - you deserved it (2825) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I tried to get my girlfriend of nine months to have oral sex with me. She was eating a hot dog. She then said, "If you ask me again, this is what I'll do to you." She then bit the hot dog in half. FML

#6989105
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8190) - you deserved it (30644)

On 12/28/2009 at 5:16am - intimacy - by Dontworryaboutit (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

#6789867
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7899) - you deserved it (37050)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML

#6553131
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43208) - you deserved it (7406)

On 12/01/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by xXxJoe16xXx - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

#6154190
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30336) - you deserved it (15739)

On 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Cellismasher (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML

#5144800
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12315) - you deserved it (47021)

On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)



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