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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 May 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 365
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About ShyVi : I'm a very short and weird person.

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ShyVi's favorite FMLs

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (26521) - you deserved it (3212)

On 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm - misc - by AK-47 (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48458) - you deserved it (4007)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I found out my sister stole my phone, pretended to be me, and tried breaking up with my boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47385) - you deserved it (4534)

On 07/26/2014 at 11:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44151) - you deserved it (4955)

On 01/03/2014 at 6:03am - kids - by noway (man) - France (Pays de la Loire)

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