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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 May 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 509
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About ShyVi : Hello, my name is Viola and I'm a short, weird human.

I like video games, food, Mtn Dew, Supernatural, Doctor Who, cute things, and dark things. Sometimes I cosplay, but I'm not near as amazing as Jessica Nigri. For Halloween the past 2 years, I was a good looking female version of Connor Kenway, because Assassin's Creed.

I see the good in everything. If you have anything to question me on, or you just need someone to talk to, I'll be here.

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

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ShyVi's favorite FMLs

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (26912) - you deserved it (3254)

On 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm - misc - by AK-47 (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50383) - you deserved it (4163)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I found out my sister stole my phone, pretended to be me, and tried breaking up with my boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48185) - you deserved it (4596)

On 07/26/2014 at 11:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45667) - you deserved it (5094)

On 01/03/2014 at 6:03am - kids - by noway (man) - France (Pays de la Loire)

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