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About ShySkittles : I'm very weird, very taken, & very bored.
Also I have this weird obsession with meerkats idk why.
Did I mention my name is Melissa?
Nice to meet ya 👋😁
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML
Monday 30 November 2015