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About Shrtpixy : I love music, whether it's in another language or a different style of music. T.O.P from Big Bang(avatar) is a prime example of my love for music. i also like to read, although i prefer things that are funny to the bone. I'm definitely a sleeper i could sleep for hours, unless my stomach is empty, guess I'm not for a mummy.

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