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Shrouds
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, California, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 February 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 228
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Shrouds : Oh Hai! I try to be funny and sarcastic. It won't work out all the time, but i can live with it. Don't take me too seriously and it will all work out fine in the end.

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Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26940) - you deserved it (5682)

On 01/21/2013 at 12:04pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30428) - you deserved it (6017)

On 01/15/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I opened the door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25650) - you deserved it (2100)

On 01/12/2013 at 5:02pm - misc - by fucking mafia or what?? (man) - United States (Ohio)



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