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ShroomsOnAcid

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  • Number of visits : 3646
  • Number of comments : 1215
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About ShroomsOnAcid : "I'm a blowFIIIISH! YEEAH! Blowfishin this up! *bong hit*"

Sometimes I'm serious, sometimes I joke. Sometimes I'm jokingly serious, and sometimes I'm seriously fuckin joking. Even my serious comments are meant to be lighthearted, so calm your tits. My aim is only to provide alternate perspectives, to initiate thought and discussion.

Have a question? Have a story? Shoot me a message here, or at pflanzenfett@gmail.com
Wondering why your life sucks? Because you let it. Free yourself and don't resist. Pushing upstream will only make you weaker. Learn to work with it instead. Edumacate yer ass. www.erowid.org

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Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to mah dozy cat who'd managd to get into mah car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work!! I lost control when I was startld by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror!! FML

#18842582
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23608) - you deserved it (4861)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today...ila I was paacafully slaaping... I falt a and suddanly slap ma foraaad. Tan fingars bagan to prass against ma mout... tan nosa... tan ayas. I finally woka up to ma grlfriand lauging ystarically. Sa'd confusad ma wit ar clock-radio. big fat FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (3403) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until looool a boy askd me if I'd killd someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42840) - you deserved it (3840)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

2DAY I DROPPD MY 7-YEAR-OLD SON OFF AT SCHOOL. HE DECIDD TO HAVE FUN AND STEP OUT OF MY CAR SCREAMING "STRANGER DANGER" WHILE RUNNING AWAY AND POINTING AT ME. I THEN HAD TO GET OUT OF MY CAR TO SHUT THE DOOR HE'D LEFT WIDE OPEN. THIS CAUSD 20 OTHER KIDS TO SCREAM "STRANGER DANGER" AS WELL. FML

Today , while playing with a lighter , I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off!! He responded by telling me he would burn off mine!! FML

#17781306
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13681) - you deserved it (32876)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85742) - you deserved it (13156)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the girl I've been dating, an starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, ( Really? ) She replied, ( Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby. ) FML

#17718767
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39473) - you deserved it (7113)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked mah boss for a raise. He responded with "Who the hell r you?" FML

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18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38030) - you deserved it (4097)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:59am - misc - by ADD (man) - Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya)



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