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About ShroomsOnAcid : "I'm a blowFIIIISH! YEEAH! Blowfishin this up! *bong hit*"
Sometimes I'm serious, sometimes I joke. Sometimes I'm jokingly serious, and sometimes I'm seriously fuckin joking. Even my serious comments are meant to be lighthearted, so calm your tits. My aim is only to provide alternate perspectives, to initiate thought and discussion.
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Wondering why your life sucks? Because you let it. Free yourself and don't resist. Pushing upstream will only make you weaker. Learn to work with it instead. Edumacate yer ass. www.erowid.org
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML
Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014