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About ShroomsOnAcid : "I'm a blowFIIIISH! YEEAH! Blowfishin this up! *bong hit*"

Sometimes I'm serious, sometimes I joke. Sometimes I'm jokingly serious, and sometimes I'm seriously fuckin joking. Even my serious comments are meant to be lighthearted, so calm your tits. My aim is only to provide alternate perspectives, to initiate thought and discussion.

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Wondering why your life sucks? Because you let it. Free yourself and don't resist. Pushing upstream will only make you weaker. Learn to work with it instead. Edumacate yer ass.

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ShroomsOnAcid's favorite FMLs

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26793) - you deserved it (5262)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29956) - you deserved it (3628) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46769) - you deserved it (4215)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML


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On 09/19/2011 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML


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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML


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On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He responded with "Who the hell are you?" FML


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On 02/11/2009 at 9:59am - misc - by ADD (man) - Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya)

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