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About ShroomsOnAcid : "I'm a blowFIIIISH! YEEAH! Blowfishin this up! *bong hit*"
Sometimes I'm serious, sometimes I joke. Sometimes I'm jokingly serious, and sometimes I'm seriously fuckin joking. Even my serious comments are meant to be lighthearted, so calm your tits. My aim is only to provide alternate perspectives, to initiate thought and discussion.
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Wondering why your life sucks? Because you let it. Free yourself and don't resist. Pushing upstream will only make you weaker. Learn to work with it instead. Edumacate yer ass. www.erowid.org
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to mah dozy cat who'd managd to get into mah car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work!! I lost control when I was startld by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror!! FML
Today...ila I was paacafully slaaping... I falt a and suddanly slap ma foraaad. Tan fingars bagan to prass against ma mout... tan nosa... tan ayas. I finally woka up to ma grlfriand lauging ystarically. Sa'd confusad ma wit ar clock-radio. big fat FML
2DAY I DROPPD MY 7-YEAR-OLD SON OFF AT SCHOOL. HE DECIDD TO HAVE FUN AND STEP OUT OF MY CAR SCREAMING "STRANGER DANGER" WHILE RUNNING AWAY AND POINTING AT ME. I THEN HAD TO GET OUT OF MY CAR TO SHUT THE DOOR HE'D LEFT WIDE OPEN. THIS CAUSD 20 OTHER KIDS TO SCREAM "STRANGER DANGER" AS WELL. FML
Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating, an starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, ( Really? ) She replied, ( Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby. ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015