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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 562
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (729458) - you deserved it (56578)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

TODAY, PARENTS GAVE ME A SHRT FROM BANANA REPUBLIC 4 BRTHDAY. IT LOOKED LYK ONE I HAD BOUGHT 4 MYSELF A COUPLE OF DAYS EARLIER BUT I THANKED THEM AN WENT TO HANG IT IN CLOSET. AN EMPTY HANGER HUNGHERE I PLACED THE SHRT I HAD PURCHASED. THEY GAVE ME SHRT 4 BRTHDAY. FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Rich (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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