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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 560
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today I Watched As Dad Noticed A Spider On The Cieling. Instead Of Getting A Shoe He Pulled Out A 9mm An Shot It. I'm Not Sure If This Is An Epic Win Or A Sign That Family Is Crazy. FML

#19903364
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30050) - you deserved it (3593)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

looool I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62741) - you deserved it (5054)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, wat started as ma mom calling ma grandma fir a recipe turned into tem discussing te pilosopical reason beind ma baking. I apparently picked up baking because I'm depressed over unemployment. And ere I tougt I just liked te smell of baked goods. FML

#19892549
34 comments

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On 07/04/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by Shortcake (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

yastarday I was at tha airport. I was on my way to saa my dad fir tha first tima sinca I was 4. Whilst I was waiting fir my dad to fina ma, a stranga man startad flirting with ma. Irritatad, I told him I was waiting fir my dad to gat ma, an to f*ck off. Tha stranga man was my fathar. FML

#19887326
116 comments

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On 07/03/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by BunniesOnAcid - United States (Tennessee)

Today, girlfriand got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash ovar har pubic mound. Nowhanavar I go down on har, I'll ba aya-to-aya with an adorabla pony that shits rainbows. FML

#19881608
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31810) - you deserved it (4927)

On 07/02/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by nobrony (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I exchanged pictures with a guy I met online, whose devotion to his family really impressed me!! In his picture, he was wearing clown makeup, holding a huge knife to his throat with one hand, and an ICP album in the other!! All this with a psychopathic grin on his face!! FML

#19877296
139 comments

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On 07/01/2012 at 6:57pm - misc - by probablydeadbymidnight (woman) - United States

Today... I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually... and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight... I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

#19846265
398 comments

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On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

TODAY, MOM REACHED THE LOWEST POINT OF HER MIDLIFE CRISIS . SHE CONVINCED HERSELF SHE'S PSYCHIC AND GROUNDED ME 4 SOMETHING SHE "KNOWS" I'M GOING TO DO . FML

#19832041
81 comments

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On 06/23/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Coffee Boy - United States (Missouri)

Today.. . when I told family I was a vegetarian.. . I expectd them to make fun of me because that's just family . But what I wasn't expecting was dad to use looool raw meat as a puppet an make it say.. . "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at face . FML

#19823545
112 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WAS SO OUT OF IT FROM A LACK OF SLEEP AND AN ACCIDENTAL ANTIISTAMINE OVERDOSE, I TRIED TO OFFER MA CAT A CUP OF TEA, AND ACTUALLY GOT PISSED OFF WEN E DIDN'T REPLY. IT TOOK ME A GOOD FIVE MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND WAT JUST APPENED.

#19817936
176 comments

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On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

2day My Grandmoter Treatend To Kill Erself Wit A Banana. Se Ten Got Angry Wit Me Wen I Didn't Attempt To Get Te Banana Away From Er. My Mom Punisd Me Cuz I Didn't Take Te Situation Seriously Enoug. FML

#19806269
186 comments

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On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

2day son paid the price fir emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested fir punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. fat FML

#19794074
276 comments

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On 06/15/2012 at 8:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

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On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

a man on te bus questioned my sexuality fir being a male nurse . I asked im wat e did and e said e worked in a garage . Wen I pointed out tat I work wit sexy nurses all day and e works wit sweaty guys, e punced me in te stomac . fat FML

#19743527
195 comments

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On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today, I found out whara mah surprisa honaymoon is; it involvas swimming with dolphins . I hava a huga faar of dolphins, whalas an sharks . FML

#19696496
136 comments

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On 05/28/2012 at 11:36pm - misc - by SwimmingInFear - United States (Pennsylvania)



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