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Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

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194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40475) - you deserved it (16930)

On 04/26/2014 at 1:57am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was out drinking with some colleagues, when one started ranting about some pretty sensitive subjects. There were some Latino guys nearby, and as soon as he said "I'm not racist, but..." I tried to casually get the hell out of there. We all got the crap beaten out of us anyway. FML

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107 comments

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On 04/25/2014 at 7:45pm - health - by fuck you, Jeff (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, and for the past 38 weeks of my pregnancy, my husband decided to amuse himself by following me around, making whale noises. FML

#21074731
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49058) - you deserved it (5613)

On 03/01/2014 at 5:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Devastated, I told my dad about it, hoping he'd help cheer me up. His advice was, "Just rub one out son, you'll feel better in no time." Thanks dad. FML

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68 comments

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On 02/24/2014 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Author (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52830) - you deserved it (11229)

On 01/31/2014 at 6:50pm - intimacy - by mylifesucks (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 7-year-old daughter made a new game: hitting me in the groin when I'm not expecting it. She hunts me in the house, hides around corners, and behind furniture to ambush me. She'll even do it if she catches me napping. I'm a grown man living in fear of a little girl. FML

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On 01/16/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)



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