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About ShowMeKay : - I hate comments that end with the phrase: "No? Okay, I'll walk myself out." Don't walk yourself in.
- I absolutely love Seinfeld.
- I appreciate good grammar. Just not in the nazi kind of way. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

If you get the reference from my last sentence above, I like you.

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Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were talking with his sister-in-law about a TV show, his 6-year-old nephew walked up just in time to hear how Santa killed the protagonist's parents. I've never seen such a heartbroken face in my life, and now he won't stop asking if Santa kills people. FML


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