Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ShowMeKay

Online | Search for a member

ShowMeKay

8Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 193
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ShowMeKay : - I hate comments that end with the phrase: "No? Okay, I'll walk myself out." Don't walk yourself in.
- I absolutely love Seinfeld.
- I appreciate good grammar. Just not in the nazi kind of way. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

If you get the reference from my last sentence above, I like you.

ShowMeKay's page activity

Visits<b>sexymomo1234</b> - yesterday at 10:05am<b>denardo</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 12:15pm<b>triplebeerox</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 8:06am<b>seemo82</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 12:39am<b>hahatofunny</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 7:33pm<b>Taylor22294</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 5:46pm<b>Ranch_Dressing</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 2:04pm<b>ironhead</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 1:26pm<b>pantherfan0877</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 12:56pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 12:43pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 12:39pm<b>MrCareless</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 4:24am<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 2:33am<b>hardesty</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 11:17am<b>stevenN659</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 8:00am<b>simofaz</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 6:40pm<b>SirSwirvithanGP</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 4:47pm<b>brndnmcmillan</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 2:55pm

Liked!<b>Ranch_Dressing</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 8:04pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 6:39pm<b>gary3768</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 6:36am<b>bigjake</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 3:33pm<b>RA91</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 11:54am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 12:16am<b>devildog562</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 2:06am<b>DiJsLifeStyle</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 2:47am

ShowMeKay's FML badges

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of ShowMeKay's badges

ShowMeKay's favorite FMLs

Today, while my boyfriend and I were talking with his sister-in-law about a TV show, his 6-year-old nephew walked up just in time to hear how Santa killed the protagonist's parents. I've never seen such a heartbroken face in my life, and now he won't stop asking if Santa kills people. FML

#21309908
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27946) - you deserved it (3759)

On 12/02/2014 at 2:52am - kids - by xmassmasher - United States (Louisiana)



Idan Schneider's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Idan Schneider's illustrated FML
  • Oi! Stop "playing" that digeridoo and get out! There, now that I've tidied up my apartment, we can begin. How are you all doing? Have you got your leather jacket out of storage to go hang out down at…

Thursday 22 January 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: