Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ShowMeKay

Online | Search for a member

ShowMeKay

27Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 325
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ShowMeKay : - I hate comments that end with the phrase: "No? Okay, I'll walk myself out." Don't walk yourself in.
- I absolutely love Seinfeld.
- I appreciate good grammar. Just not in the nazi kind of way. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

If you get the reference from my last sentence above, I like you.

ShowMeKay's page activity

Visits<b>adragon77</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 10:00am<b>jaydoug92</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 8:23am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 6:56am<b>KoochDawg</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 12:02am<b>keiNan</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 9:20pm<b>LordJesus000</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 4:58pm<b>RektRules</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 4:42pm<b>Nameless_Fellow</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 4:18pm<b>goldcock19</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 4:02pm<b>charmedamethyst</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 3:58pm<b>Rented_eyebrows</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 3:02pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 2:33pm<b>extinct_dodo</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 1:50pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 5:56pm<b>JayVicious</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 10:01pm<b>gopi</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 5:00pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:16pm<b>triplebeerox</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 2:30am

Fucked!<b>keiNan</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 3:21am<b>RektRules</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 10:43pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 8:33pm<b>extinct_dodo</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 7:50pm<b>JayVicious</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 4:02am<b>gopi</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 11:00pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 5:09am<b>taker73</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 12:53am<b>rae_siah_3x</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 12:36am<b>Matheo</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 9:48pm<b>alfonze07</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 4:36pm<b>hovve</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 12:43pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 9:42am<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 8:44am<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 1:08am<b>ezrajab</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 4:32am<b>tranced_</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 7:58pm<b>pks2014</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 2:12am

ShowMeKay's FML badges

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of ShowMeKay's badges

ShowMeKay's favorite FMLs

Today, while my boyfriend and I were talking with his sister-in-law about a TV show, his 6-year-old nephew walked up just in time to hear how Santa killed the protagonist's parents. I've never seen such a heartbroken face in my life, and now he won't stop asking if Santa kills people. FML

#21309908
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28103) - you deserved it (3775)

On 12/02/2014 at 2:52am - kids - by xmassmasher - United States (Louisiana)



FML's blog

  • Angie's illustrated FML
  • Here we go again. This week I'm talking to you live from the Paris Japan Expo. I'm dressed up as Bernard from the Sailor Moon series, and I almost got kicked out because my katana wasn't the…

Friday 3 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: