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Shopaholic69137
  • Town/Country : Bel Air, USA
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  • Number of visits : 499
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Shopaholic69137 : I love to shop! Parties, SHOPPING, friends and fam :)

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Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23758) - you deserved it (16721)

On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I moved into my new apartment and met my new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32459) - you deserved it (2825)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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