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About Shopaholic69137 : I love to shop! Parties, SHOPPING, friends and fam :)

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Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29737) - you deserved it (18442)

On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I moved into my new apartment and met my new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41586) - you deserved it (4011)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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