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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Shookitup : - Varsity Dancer :)
- Xbox addict, CODMW2 :D
- Lovin life
- I'm super outgoing and I love to just laugh around :P
Music is Everything to me! :D

Some of my favorite bands:
- Alesana
- Agraceful
- Black Veil Brides
- NeverShoutNever
- Stephen Jerzak
- Escape The Fate
&&& so much more ^.^

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Shookitup's favorite FMLs

Today, we were building the homecoming float, the theme is Seasons of Love. We went around the yard and put random leaves on the float. My friend's dad looked at the float and said, "You do realize that's poison ivy?" FML

#13397678
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8709) - you deserved it (25534)

On 10/10/2010 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad finally told me why he never paid child support to my mom when he was supposed to for the last ten years. His reason? Because I'm a girl and I wasn't that important. FML

#13397111
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31097) - you deserved it (3127)

On 10/10/2010 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got a weird feeling about the account balance in my savings account. Turns out my fiancé has been using my account to order random items whenever he likes. This account is my savings for college tuition and related expenses. FML

#13360186
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23761) - you deserved it (4792)

On 10/07/2010 at 10:58pm - money - by udnrizh - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was at Barnes and Noble with my dad, where he refused to buy me a book because I "already read too much." FML

#13359325
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25405) - you deserved it (5478)

On 10/07/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by hfksorws - Sent from mobile version

Today, my cousin and his fiancée took me to my first strip club experience. One of the strippers came over and danced for me. She pulled her thong string out and I tried to place the dollar in it with my mouth. I missed, to which she said "Put it in there, retard." FML

#13357555
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9211) - you deserved it (29714)

On 10/07/2010 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, on my way to school I dropped my money. As I turned to pick it up, I saw an old lady snatch it up. We began to argue when a police officer came over. Not only was I accused of being a disorderly thief, but that old lady just walked away with my lunch money for the entire week. FML

#13313177
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35595) - you deserved it (2585)

On 10/04/2010 at 2:37am - money - by melean (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, I was tossing my car keys into the air and catching them. I threw them up really high, only to have them land in the branches of the palm tree outside my door, at the very top. FML

#13310040
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6439) - you deserved it (42483)

On 10/03/2010 at 10:10pm - misc - by 2234 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

#13309990
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9438) - you deserved it (23471)

On 10/03/2010 at 10:06pm - misc - by ohshootgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up finding out I had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything, aparently I talked through out my dream, she was right next to me listening. FML

#13309964
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29308) - you deserved it (5283)

On 10/03/2010 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

#13307467
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20764) - you deserved it (6838)

On 10/03/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by krt - United States (Florida)

Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML

#13281816
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32500) - you deserved it (5714)

On 10/01/2010 at 10:11pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I found out that my best friend's mom doesn't wear pyjamas when I got up to go get a glass of water in the middle of the night, at the same time she did. FML

#13204621
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22993) - you deserved it (2986)

On 09/26/2010 at 1:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I found out that my best friend's mom doesn't wear pyjamas when I got up to go get a glass of water in the middle of the night, at the same time she did. FML

#13204621
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22993) - you deserved it (2986)

On 09/26/2010 at 1:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

#13204000
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31677) - you deserved it (2810)

On 09/26/2010 at 12:59am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship and a teddy bear, went to my room and started flying them around, having dog fights, making explosion noises and humming epic orchestral music. My mom opened my bedroom door, showing our new hot female neighbour around the house. I'm 19. FML

#13203283
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12838) - you deserved it (33389)

On 09/26/2010 at 12:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version



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