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Shmizlish

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Shmizlish

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 322
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Shmizlish : I like turtles

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Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML

#21142020
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I agree, your life sucks (42663) - you deserved it (9102)

On 05/16/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47318) - you deserved it (6696)

On 03/02/2014 at 3:44am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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