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Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML


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Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML


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