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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 January 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 399
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Shizzlator : What do you want, a freakin poem?

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Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I had fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML

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