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Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML
by dude / 01/20/2009 at 9:01am / Love
by Gob / 01/16/2009 at 9:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML
by titou / 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm / Love
by LadyJane / 01/04/2009 at 5:15am / Miscellaneous
by noname / 01/04/2009 at 12:39am / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answer: 'Well, you don't kiss me often either!". So now she keeps kissing me. FML
by Julian / 12/22/2008 at 2:45am / Love
by Olive / 12/18/2008 at 11:11pm / Love
by Wickls / 12/18/2008 at 3:30am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by bip / 12/15/2008 at 12:36am / Miscellaneous
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous
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