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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 May 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2074
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882
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On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

#1859
60 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
59 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML

#699
25 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 5:15am - misc - by LadyJane - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

#698
27 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answer: 'Well, you don't kiss me often either!". So now she keeps kissing me. FML

#570
80 comments

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On 12/22/2008 at 2:45am - love - by Julian - Sent from mobile version

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

#548
67 comments

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On 12/18/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Olive - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

#542
109 comments

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On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
115 comments

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On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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