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Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (451803) - you deserved it (32009)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while leaving school to skip fourth period, I hit someone's car in the parking lot. It was the teacher's whose class I was going to skip. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by Ava777 (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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