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  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 October 1995 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 701
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ShitYourDickhole : THE INTERNET IS THE MOST SERIOUS PLACE IN THE WORLD DUUUDEE.

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Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML

#11824802
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14445) - you deserved it (45245)

On 07/12/2010 at 3:52am - health - by fat - United States

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

#9133208
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26821) - you deserved it (6947)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I was at the doctors getting a pap smear and she asked if it was alright if a doctor in training could come in to observe. I was already laying on the table with my feet in the stirups so everything was in plain sight. When the man came in to observe I looked up to see my brother in law. FML

#4161962
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46858) - you deserved it (2409)

On 07/30/2009 at 1:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
517 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53771) - you deserved it (311516)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45955) - you deserved it (13840)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
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I agree, your life sucks (45955) - you deserved it (13840)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)



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