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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 October 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 518
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Shippo454 : I'm not sure what I should say...I am an average girl. I enjoy being spontaneous. I enjoy reading , listening to music, and exploring art. I read manga and watch anime but I am not obsessed or crazy about it. I believe in equality to all, race, sexual orientation, religion, education, etc...are not a factor and should never be considered a factor when judging a persons character.

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Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML


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On 10/12/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Nickname (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML


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On 10/10/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my 5 year old daughter told me that I needed to stay 50 feet away from her at all times when we were at school, mostly because I didn't hang with the cool parents. FML


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On 09/25/2011 at 12:03am - kids - by Lolaa123 - United States

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML


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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I picked my car up from the shop. After 5 minutes I noticed the oil and check engine light on. I pulled over, then the engine shut off completely. Turns out they forgot to put oil back in my car. I'll be needing a new engine. FML


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On 10/02/2009 at 1:51am - misc - by cartrouble (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML


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On 02/18/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by mediocreboobs (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I was pressed for time, I opened some canned food for dinner. When my children were served, they said, "Mmm, this is best meal you've ever cooked for us!" I cook healthy, balanced meals every day. FML


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