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ShinyMeatBicycle

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ShinyMeatBicycle

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 August 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 163
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ShinyMeatBicycle : Hello!
You must've liked or hated one of my comments enough to find out who I am.

I hate the generation I was born in. Almost everyone else in it are either jerks, people who almost think that YOLO/SWAG is a religion, or just plain idiots.

"I have the shiniest meat bicycle!"
-Kreig,
Borderlands 2

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Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML

#21270236
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29114) - you deserved it (5136)

On 10/03/2014 at 6:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

#21270163
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43214) - you deserved it (3649)

On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was talking to my brother about how careless people are. Minutes later, I shocked myself with my dog's shock-collar. FML

#21269342
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18531) - you deserved it (31111)

On 10/02/2014 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML

#21260387
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32567) - you deserved it (2465)

On 09/18/2014 at 12:05am - health - by adamwilcockson - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was eating a hot fudge sundae and I complained that the fudge was at the very bottom and I couldn't reach it with my spoon. My husband muttered "Fat girl problems." FML

#21260102
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36543) - you deserved it (11238)

On 09/17/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went deep-sea fishing with my friends. I told them my new phone case is waterproof, and I showed them by pouring a bit of water on it. My friend decided to throw it in the water for a better example. The case didn't float. FML

#21258099
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41155) - you deserved it (6407)

On 09/14/2014 at 2:47pm - misc - by HiImAlfredo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML

#21125262
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42145) - you deserved it (8566)

On 04/28/2014 at 12:58pm - misc - by gassymomma (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML

#20538233
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45352) - you deserved it (4446)

On 03/10/2013 at 2:50pm - love - by ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML

#19621100
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34715) - you deserved it (5792)

On 05/14/2012 at 6:31am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mum yelled at me for wanting to apply to university courses that she doesn't approve of. I'm applying for Biomedical Sciences and Microbiology, she's an unemployed Jehovah's Witness. FML

#17634820
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35218) - you deserved it (2653)

On 09/01/2011 at 10:40am - work - by WhatTheFaf (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27676) - you deserved it (13120)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had a conference with my dad, my counselor, and my history and English teachers because my dad was "concerned" about my grades in those two classes. We talked for a while and it was going well, then my counselor asked what I wanted to study in college. I said I wanted to be a teacher. He laughed. FML

#13042004
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20638) - you deserved it (4068)

On 09/13/2010 at 10:56pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was listening to my favorite radio station outta Detroit. A commercial came on for a program that was giving federal grants to people who were going into a trade, like me. Right as I was getting excited I heard the words "brought to you by the government of Canada." FML

#8116532
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18609) - you deserved it (4967)

On 02/11/2010 at 12:13am - work - by brit - United States (Colorado)

Today, while working as a parking booth attendant I decided to be nice and offer a woman free parking. I said, "give me a high five and I'll give you free parking since I already did the paper work." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paper work. FML

#4533518
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39283) - you deserved it (7667)

On 08/14/2009 at 8:19pm - work - by ParkingGuy (man) - United States (Illinois)



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