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About ShinyMeatBicycle : Hello!
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I hate the generation I was born in. Almost everyone else in it are either jerks, people who almost think that YOLO/SWAG is a religion, or just plain idiots.
"I have the shiniest meat bicycle!"
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Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it says "I'm here for the quicky". Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML
Friday 18 July 2014