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ShinyMeatBicycle

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ShinyMeatBicycle

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 August 1999 (14 years)
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  • Number of visits : 10
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ShinyMeatBicycle : Hello!
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I hate the generation I was born in. Almost everyone else in it are either jerks, people who almost think that YOLO/SWAG is a religion, or just plain idiots.

"I have the shiniest meat bicycle!"
-Kreig,
Borderlands 2

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Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31950) - you deserved it (5462)

On 05/14/2012 at 6:31am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it says "I'm here for the quicky". Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63160) - you deserved it (4106)

On 07/19/2009 at 8:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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