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ShinyMeatBicycle

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ShinyMeatBicycle

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 August 1999 (14 years)
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  • Number of visits : 14
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ShinyMeatBicycle : Hello!
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I hate the generation I was born in. Almost everyone else in it are either jerks, people who almost think that YOLO/SWAG is a religion, or just plain idiots.

"I have the shiniest meat bicycle!"
-Kreig,
Borderlands 2

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Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML

#19621100
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34048) - you deserved it (5717)

On 05/14/2012 at 6:31am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a conference with my dad, my counselor, and my history and English teachers because my dad was "concerned" about my grades in those two classes. We talked for a while and it was going well, then my counselor asked what I wanted to study in college. I said I wanted to be a teacher. He laughed. FML

#13042004
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20497) - you deserved it (4059)

On 09/13/2010 at 10:56pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it says "I'm here for the quicky". Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML

#3877886
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65833) - you deserved it (4368)

On 07/19/2009 at 8:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

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47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22535) - you deserved it (7856)

On 01/24/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by thatsjustgreat - United States (New Jersey)



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