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Shenronlock
  • Town/Country : Wyandotte, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 778
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Shenronlock : I'm a linguistics student at Western Michigan University. I study French, Spanish and Japanese. I studied abroad in France in Spring 2011.

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Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

#15015231
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31113) - you deserved it (2760)

On 02/17/2011 at 11:33am - animals - by Aled (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

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On 02/17/2011 at 3:08am - health - by clashgurl8449 -

Today, my Dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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On 02/16/2011 at 12:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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813 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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907 comments

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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