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Shenronlock
  • Town/Country : Wyandotte, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 783
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Shenronlock : I'm a linguistics student at Western Michigan University. I study French, Spanish and Japanese. I studied abroad in France in Spring 2011.

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Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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130 comments

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On 04/21/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

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On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

#15867292
83 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States

Today, I paid £140 for a train ticket. All the seats were full. When I sat in the corridor the guard yelled at me. I paid £140 to stand outside a stinking train toilet for 7 hours. FML

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62 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Sivvus (woman) - Reserved

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

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428 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML

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108 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 1:00pm - intimacy - by Dilly_20 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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On 02/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Karl -

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

#15057968
211 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

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110 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

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84 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by blaahh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML

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91 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 7:19pm - intimacy - by afafakfhsg (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML

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129 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Disney - United States (Louisiana)

Today, as I go to a small private Christian college, the academic dean came up to me and asked me to put some old records on CD, since I have a record player that can do that. I had to listen to eight records of old students from the 1970's singing bible thumper Christian hippie music. FML

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90 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 10:25am - misc - by Shodan2112 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

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113 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 8:06am - work - by sickly -

Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I showed my dad. He then looked at me, smirked, and said "Just like everything else you have, it's a bit smaller than normal." FML

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On 02/18/2011 at 2:55am - misc - by Austyn -



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