About Shenronlock : I'm a linguistics student at Western Michigan University. I study French, Spanish and Japanese. I studied abroad in France in Spring 2011.
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Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML
by Anonymous / 04/21/2011 at 5:30am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation
Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML
by alopez1994 / 04/21/2011 at 1:28am / Miscellaneous
by embarassed / 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm / United States / Health
by Sivvus / 04/20/2011 at 12:13pm / Reserved / Transportation
by Someone / 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Dilly_20 / 02/22/2011 at 1:00pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm / Canada / Health
by anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 8:12am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by blaahh / 02/18/2011 at 8:35pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML
by afafakfhsg / 02/18/2011 at 7:19pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Disney / 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
Today, as I go to a small private Christian college, the academic dean came up to me and asked me to put some old records on CD, since I have a record player that can do that. I had to listen to eight records of old students from the 1970's singing bible thumper Christian hippie music. FML
by Shodan2112 / 02/18/2011 at 10:25am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML