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Shenabina

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>Mikzing</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 11:57am<b>balnuaimi</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 1:38pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 2:11am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 4:13am<b>moron011</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 10:30pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 7:32pm<b>ericp96</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 1:44pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 3:03pm

Fucked!<b>Mikzing</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 5:55pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 2:20am<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 1:32am<b>ericp96</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 7:44pm<b>moron011</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 9:46pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 2:52am

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Shenabina's favorite FMLs

Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML

by Anonymous / 10/20/2015 at 5:44am / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

by wifeofafainter / 09/24/2015 at 2:31am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad was telling me some childhood stories. He mentioned I once started sucking on a cow's udder when I was 2, and I asked why didn't he stop me. His response: "You were an accident and I wasn't good at the parenting thing". FML

by gotmilk? / 09/22/2015 at 9:41am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

by Gassy / 09/21/2015 at 10:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML

by Anonymous / 09/02/2015 at 9:33pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I took a nap. My boyfriend took this opportunity to go over to his "beautiful" and "amazing" ex-girlfriend's house to help her clean out her pool. I told him I didn't think that was appropriate. He told me I don't value relationships and didn't come home tonight. FML

by bev_rogan / 06/21/2015 at 6:16am / United States (Indiana) / Love

Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML

by notgay / 06/21/2015 at 2:04am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML

by fartypants / 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

by henrylikestreats / 04/30/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I realized that no matter what I accomplish in life, I'll always be remembered for being the son of a woman so stupid that she claimed she used to be Elvis Presley's mistress. She was still an infant when he died. FML

by fs / 11/23/2013 at 6:45pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous