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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 October 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 26643
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About ShelbyG : *Knows how to speak in 5 different lauguages. (Not fluently)
*Loves music.
*Hates rap and country. (Rap is crap)
*Reads way too much manga.
*Belives in Darwinism
*Likes sweets. ( Pocky is awesomee)
*Has a cat and a dog
*Watches cartoons. (Chowder ftw ;] )

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Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42341) - you deserved it (22752)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML


I agree, your life sucks (19110) - you deserved it (85813)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

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