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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 25137
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About ShelbyG : *Knows how to speak in 5 different lauguages. (Not fluently)
*Loves music.
*Hates rap and country. (Rap is crap)
*Reads way too much manga.
*Belives in Darwinism
*Likes sweets. ( Pocky is awesomee)
*Has a cat and a dog
*Watches cartoons. (Chowder ftw ;] )

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Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML

#35636
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35438) - you deserved it (7293)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by buster (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38300) - you deserved it (20432)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16854) - you deserved it (80660)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version



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