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  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 December 1988 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4068
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Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

#48184
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On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

#36182
68 comments

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On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
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On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

#14737
61 comments

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On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)

Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

#14570
47 comments

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On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
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On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

#2478
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On 01/24/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by thatsjustgreat - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I work for a boss who does everything he can to singlehandedly ruin our company and drive us into the ground. I just got an e-mail from him saying I need to be a more positive and energetic role-model for our team. Pot… meet Kettle. FML

#2158
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On 01/22/2009 at 7:45am - work - by DarkPain - United States (California)

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

#1314
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On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
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On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

#998
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On 01/12/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by ana9 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
83 comments

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On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

#624
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On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML

#234
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On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version



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