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  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 December 1988 (26 years)
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yesterday fir april fools day , my entire class decided to prank our religion teacher!! During our daily meditation time , while his eyes were closed , we slowly got out of our seats and left the classroom!! Two minutes later he opened his eyes , locked us out , and called the dean to give us all detention!! FML

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On 04/02/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by aprilfooled (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to mah guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said ( Well, u could always ask me. ) I then said ( Do u want to go to prom with me? ) His response was ( Nope...now that's 8! ) FML

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On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I REALIZED MY FRIENDS AN I SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL WAT WE SAY AROUND MY YOUNGER BROTHER . I NEVER THOUGHT HE WAS PAYING ATTENTION UNTIL TODAY . MY STEPMOM TOLD HIM IT WAS TIME TO GO TO BED . HE RESPONDED, "I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SUCK ONE." MY BROTHER IS 4 . BIG FAT FML

#615927
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On 03/26/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I Came Home And Saw On Our Fridge... "Please Don't Drink Anymore... I Really Worry About Yur Health" Written By Mah 7-year-old Daughter. I Figured She Wouldn't Ever Fine Out... So I Opened The Fridge. But I Found Another Note On A Can That Said "So Your Going To Drink Anyway?" FML

#503348
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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, Mah Parents Said That They Bought Me A Car. I Had Been Begging For One For A Year And They Always Said That I Would Have To Pay For It Myself. I Got Really Excited And Went To The Garage To See Mah New Ride. It Was A Hot Wheels Car With A Note Saying ( Save Your Money ). FML

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On 03/17/2009 at 2:17pm - money - by RdL (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, My Dad Woke Me Up At 6 Told Me To Take A Shower An Drove Me To School Only To Say "just Kidding, Happy Snowday!" FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm - misc - by EPICfml. (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I cummd to work, to fine my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to fine him there. I askd how he was, an he replid, "I told my wife about us; she kickd me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm marrid an pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" mega FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 4:10am - work - by oh_mylanta (woman) - United States (Illinois)

I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shockd. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointd at me. FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Walked Ome From A Guy's Dorm Early In Te Morning, Still Wearing Ma Dress And Eels From Te Nigt Before . I Walked By A Moter And Er Little Daugter, Wo Said "Mommy, Wy Is Se So Dressed Up So Early In Te Morning?" And Te Mom Replied "Because Oney, Se Makes Bad Decisions." FML

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On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to mah rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I asked ma dad if e could fix ma bed. It ad been squeaking 4 some time. He sook is ead no. He ten continued wit , "Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell , u aven't gotten any in weeks". FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Florida)

Today, I drove into mah school. Literally drove into mah school. FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on . Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too . FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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